Google Entertainment

One thing about me is that I am unable to do my task if I can’t think of the whole scenario in my mind. I’m currently working on a scheduling module and spending my office hours doing nothing but the fact of the matter is, I’m thinking. I’m thinking about the whole stuff so when I started to work, I can finish it in a couple of hours instead of days.

But the thing is for a three day task, I will spend two days just ogling at the internet searching nothing in particular. In order to stimulate my mind, I must entertain myself… in a non-sexual way of course.

Google is a friend for office internet junkies. For one thing, it’ll never be blocked in your office for it’s a search engine. The reason for having internet is to search ideas, technologies and other whatnots that you tell your bosses.

So here’s what I do to perk me up:

1. First thing is to type my name on Google to see how famous I am on the search engine.
   1. There’s another person having the same name that lived in San Pablo and worked in Taiwan. Friendster profile.
   2. Another person (aside from a) who is a foreign service officer.
   3. Another person is a wedding coordinator.
   4. Okay it’s me.
   5. A teacher probably because she’s in the LET board passer list.
2. Type boyfriend’s name and see the results
   1. You will discover that there’s plenty of person having that name
   2. And you’ve gone thru 10 pages without finding your boyfriend.
3. You will type your boyfriend’s psuedoname
   1. You will see his testimonials to other people.

      Sample:

      Si mam [——– ] hehehe mabait yan, maganda, mabait, maganda, mabait and did i said na maganda cya hehehe, nakakatagal nga sya sa mga korni ko na jokes, kaya nga labs na labs ko yan, sana hnd na cya magalit sa akin… ingats lagi mwuah…
      

   2. You’ll die laughing of how corny he is and makes you fall in love with him again.

See, Google is entertainment re-defined for those who have limited resource like me. And I hope he don’t mind posting that scrap of a note in here. And I ho[e he doesn’t get to read this. Mostly, I hope SHE doesn’t get to read this. 😀

The Ultimate Shitty Meal of my Life … So Far

Hate Robbers? Me, too. Being robbed is like eating a shitty meal brought in on those long flights, it is so shitty but you still eat it because you can’t jump out of the plane to buy some jollibee happy meal. Those miniscule almost poisonous food is almost like shit travelling from your tongue carefully tingling those taste buds so it can send messages to your brain of how shitty  the meal is. THE ULTIMATE SHITTY MEAL OF YOUR LIFE…. SO FUCKING FAR. Did I get my point straight? I hate them so much.

I hate them so much that I want to tie them balls into knots, cut it and feed them to dogs.

I hate them so much that I want inject them with ebola virus or let them suffer from sore eyes in three months.

Why rob someone who is sleeping and snoring heavily inside the bus because she did some major dramatic lines to his boyfriend before watching hitman.

Why rob me?

and most of all…

WHY the hell rob me of my iPOD!!!!!!

Sana mabaog siya. Sana lang.

I am so gonna whine about this all month.

One More Chance Dun Dun Dunnnnn

Every year, I always allot a single ticket for watching tagalog movies. Last year I think it was Sukob or if Sukob was shown in 2005, then I haven’t got the chance to watch any tagalog movie last year.

I’ve been bothering my boyfriend to watch ONE MORE CHANCE (Yay!) as sort of a punishment for all those homer symptoms flashes he has had these past few weeks.  Needless to say even before we had the chance to watch the cheesy movie of the year, I’ve been hearing a lot of bad reviews from guys. One went with

Jomar: Don’t bother to watch it, it’s lame.
Me: You’ve watched it????!!!
Jomar: As if I have the option not to, my wife forced me to.
Me: How can you say it’s lame?
Jomar: It’s very typical, they broke up, they make up. They live happily ever after.
Me: You’re a guy. You’re wired to consider every tagalog cheesy movie as lame. Have you seen one that caught your attention, I bet there’s none.
Jomar: There is one! That Angelu and Bobby movie.
Me: The one when Angelu died? Yeah, I liked that one, too!

I lost the urge to watch the movie but then when we were in Robinsons Dasmariñas, I’ve asked him to watch a movie instead because …. I’m bored. We planned to watch “Hitman” but when we got there it’s still on the next attraction. Fuck it. So would be:

1) Enchanted
2) One More Chance
3) Fred Claus

I actually voted for Fred Claus because it’s seems to be a cool family movie. But then the unthinkable happened:

SO: No, let’s watch One More Chance instead.
Me: Why because I’ve been wanting to watch it for the past two weeks?
SO: No, so you’ll stop pestering me with it.

Summary:

1) Typical Movie
2)  Apparently I’m Bea and John Lloyd’s bad traits in the movie and my boyfriend owns their good traits.
3)  We missed the first bed scene. Boo!!!!
4) We laughed  during the second! Yay!
5) I dipped my hand into our my boyfriend’s softdrinks cup. I thought it was the popcorn. I drank it because I thought it was mine.

It’s a nice date movie because it gives you the chance to talk to each other because it’s so lame.