Archive | November 2007

Survey!

Right now, I have nothing better to do. Of course I was lying because it’s office hours and my work is piling up everyday but still I have to chosen to procrastinate and answer this survey from Rowan.

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night?
My boyfriend. It was not a joke even, it consists of a dream house, boobs and a passer by.

2. What were you doing at 0800?
Travelling.

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
I’ve washed the plastic container I borrowed from my officemate. How boring can someone’s life be? Tell me?
4. What happened to you in 2006?
Good Thing, I change jobs. Wait that was the bad thing. Yes. Bf and I got closer.

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
I want banana que. Gusto niyo hanap ako sa baba?

6. How many beverages did you have today?
Ice tea and water.

7. What color is your hairbrush?
Like rowan, I refuse to conform with hair styling.

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
Ice cream. Pistachio ayskrim. Salap.

9. Where were you last night?
Mega. Then house. *Borrrrriiiinnnnggggg*

10. What color is your front door?
White and… dun dun dun… PINK! Tarush!

11. Where do you keep your change?
Inside my bag.

12. What’s the weather like today?
Definitely Hot. As in Me Hot. * This is one way to entertain oneself *

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
pistachio

14. What excites you?
Excite Bikes. Being excited. Ants. Freaking ants. Too many freaking red big ants on your office desk.

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Not yet…

16. Are you over the age of 25? Uh huh! So what. I’m over 25 and still bored. Beat that. shheesssshhhh I really need to do something interesting.

17. Do you talk a lot?
Yeah. Except when I’m thinking. So, yeah I barely talk.

18. Do you watch the O.C.?
??? No.

19. Do you know anyone named Steven? Nope. No joke. Cause I know it’ll come corny.

20. Do you make up your own words?
Yes. You’re chuvalikchenelin garble you know!

21. Are you a jealous person?
My exes say no. My current says yes. Therefore, I’m a psychopath.

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’. Angeline…

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’. Kat Kat

24. Who’s the first person on your received call list? My PM. Who called me because he thought I need something from him. I just accidentally pressed his number. I noes. I’m stupid.

25. What does the last text message you received say?
Mara, telling me that she’ll be in tagaytay tomorrow.

26. Do you chew on your straw?
Most of the time. They say people who does that are either suffering from intense feeling and good in bed. I say they are right… on both counts. 😀

27. Do you have curly hair?
Sadly… Yes… WAHHHHHHHH

28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
C.R. 😀

29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
My college teacher who always almost flunked me for no particular reason.
30. What was the last thing you ate?
Ice Cream!

31. Will you get married in the future?
Hell if I know.

32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
huhuhu,

33. Is there anyone you like right now? As in like-like?
Yeah. My boyfriend. 😀
34. When was the last time you did the dishes? Just awhile ago.

35. Are you currently depressed? Somewhat.

36. Did you cry today? Hay Allergy sucks big hairy balls. I’ve been crying since this morning.

37. Why did you answer and post this?
I have nothing better to do. thank you for wasting my time.

Homer Symptom

Homer Symptom is a sickness common to all guys who enjoy everything else except listening. Taken from the animated cartoon character from “The Simpson” which has the same name, people who has it can’t keep up with someone who blabbers things that doesn’t interest them. Consider the following situation:

E.G. 1

Me: What do you like to do on friday?
SO: I don’t know, what do you like to do…
Me: I think we should watch a movie and then we can go home so we can rest.
SO: That’s… Holy crap I’m so gonna take pictures of Muning and send it to I can has cheezburger!!!!!!!!

E.G. 2

Me: What’s the problem with your code.
SO: It’s not compatible with Oracle I think. Although I can research some alternatives
Me: Why? How does your screen interpret your code??
—-
Me: Are you still there?
SO: You know what’s weird? earwax… Earwax awfully smells a lot like banana que.

And the most recent:

SO: If you’ll tell me what’s bothering you then maybe we could go on with our lives with less drama

*Opens tv*

ME: Well, you see the moment I read your letter to “Lost Love” I’ve realized that you can write if you want to.

SO: Uhummm.

ME: I have to terrorize you just to write me a friendster testimonial. It makes me think that [insert a really dramatic line here that includes how he’s still in love with her and he is… whatever shitty words you can think of]

Pause…

SO: Why did you stopped.

Me: [More dramatic lines]

SO: Uhummm. I haven’t watched this episode of Sponge Bob before…

Me: Are you still listening?

SO: Uhummm….

Me: You’re just watching sponge bob and it seems you’re more interested in him than me.

SO: Uhummm…

Me: Do you like Mr. Krabs? It seems you’re in love with him. Are you?

SO: Uhummm…

Me: Fuck you then.

SO: What???!!! You’re mad at me AGAIN????

Me: Because you’re suffering from Homer Symptoms again!!!!!

SO: No, I’m not. I was listening.

Me: What was I saying then?

SO: You read “LOST LOVE”‘s letter and…

Me: and…

SO: We’ll you still haven’t explain what you felt about it…

I rest my fucking case.

More Reasons…

Life is not perfect. It is also fucking unfair. It’s full of unnecessary rituals, beliefs and norms that makes life to complicated for you to understand.

Sabi ni Daniel Ng, “Life is simple”.

He’s right. Now, I understand what he meant. When we say, things are less complicated when we’re studying it will not change as we get older. We’ve been through things that made us feel that we’re experienced enough for us to refuse having to conform to things and wanting them to conform us. Which makes us sad when they don’t. 

When we encounter problems, we solve them. Like those unnecessary algebraic equation we encountered in high school and college.

When we don’t understand someone, we try to evaluate them and reason out their behaviour in a way that we can accept their actions. Like those review write-ups we’ve done in high school.

When things don’t go our way. We shrugged our shoulders and go on with our life.

Beliefs complicates things. 

They don’t define us. They just complicate things.

Fuck it. I just need some sleep.